Satire Blog – Inside the Mind of a Fraternity Pledge
7:08am Oh boy! I can’t believe I actually went through with it and signed my bid to a fraternity. Its pledge day at last and […]
Plebian
Satire Blog — Students Study Too Hard on Weekends; Public Safety Officials Have Their Hands Full
Here at Albion College, the students and staff have long prided themselves on the fact that they are always thinking, devoting every day of the […]
Satire Blog — Students Continue to Wear Sunglasses at Night; Injuries Run Rampant
Nighttime on Albion College’s campus: a time where students who are finally free of their academic commitments can take the time to venture outside of their […]
Booted– Popular suede boots blamed for falls
Sarah Slipped, Jackson junior, used to kick it in her boots with the fur and apple-bottom jeans combo around campus. Not anymore. Since the spring […]
Fall 2011 Schedule – New and improved
Head: Schedule Shift Dek: Classes move to block scheduling for fall 2011 WC: 500ish Media theory, chemistry, photography, economics. Drop media theory, add study of […]
Gettin’ Down On Friday – Rebecca Black to play at the Big Show
On April 8, 2011, get ready to have some fun, fun, fun, fun at Albion College. Albion had originally planned to play host to Sean […]
A Squirrely Outcome—College selects black squirrel as mascot
They came, they frolicked, and they conquered. A black squirrel was selected by the administration and student body as the mascot for Albion College after […]
Living the Dream – Albion Advantage attracts students
Taylor Slow, Bad Axe first-year applied to only one school, Albion. She had no other option. “My parents saw that Albion had a new program […]
Hold Your Horses—Albion to add jousting in fall 2011
Break out the armor and sharpen your lance—jousting is coming to Albion College. Beginning in Fall 2011, the Albion College Equestrian Program will add a […]
Going Black– Penicillin cultivated in Munger Apartment
Mold spores and fungal particles will be closer to Albion student apartments than usual. This year, it’s a good thing. Albion College received notification on […]
Choosing the Path- Your future at Albion
If you aren’t sure about where to take your life after high school, come to Albion College. We aren’t sure where we will be in […]
Campus Safety Survey Reveals Time Expenditure
A recent survey conducted by the Albion Procrastination Club found these results regarding Campus Safety’s time use. Chart by Claire Tallerico, Allison Navarra, Sarah Morris