Baldwin Goes Vegan
After much discussion and speculation, the Baldwin Cafe at Albion College has developed a new contract with Bon Appetit management company in which all the […]
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Student Returns to School After 40 Days
“Forget giving up chocolate for Lent this year,” said Adam Smith, a first-year Ohio native. Smith decided to give up something a little bit more […]
La Casa Mexicana to close, be replaced by Chipotle
Sadly, a place many students have called home is closing. La Casa Mexicana is closing their doors for good at the end of this school […]
Here to stay – AC president signs huge contract
Albion College president Ronna Dandall has accepted a seven-year, $180 million dollar contract to remain with the Albion Britons through 2020 with $50 million guaranteed. […]
Students elated about tuition increase
Students across campus are elated about the recent announcement that the comprehensive fee to attend Albion will increase 4.6% percent for next year, bringing the […]
Zombies Strike Albion
On April 1, 2013, terror struck Albion College’s campus. The long-standing cadaver lab finally fell in Kresge, and, with it, came deadly results. “I don’t know […]
Students take caution over H2-N1 in Albion
It all happened when the squirrels came out for spring in Albion. Everyone was finally overcoming the flu and any other sickness they may have […]
Student migration leaves campus empty
Albion Students seem to have said, “I’m done,” and have all left the college to seek for warmer weather. On Mar. 26, all of the […]
Student insurrection to retain Ronna Dandall rages
As Albion College’s 15th president, Ronna Dandall, announced that she would be stepping down as president, students poured into the streets and onto the quad […]
New health laws force fraternities to clean bathrooms
New health laws on campus demand that all six fraternities must maintain their bathroom’s cleanliness. Safety inspections noted that nearly all restrooms emitted a strong […]
Pope Francis hails Macho Taco as ‘divine’
In a surprising move, the new Pope has used his infallibility to declare the apparent divinity of Albion College’s new restaurant, Macho Taco. The Mexican-themed […]
“Game of Thrones” return postpones second coming
Jesus Christ did not, as eagerly anticipated, descend back upon Earth this past Easter Sunday, due to His desire to not miss the season premiere […]