Breaking News: Brit Briton to Resign as Mascot
(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Just moments ago, Brit Briton spoke to a large crowd of 27 Albion College students, staff and faculty […]
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Plebian: College Mourns Igham Bat
(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) A month ago an Albion College residence hall was rocked when the presence of a bat was made […]
The Plebian: Beyond the Spotlight: John Doe
(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Over half of the Albion College student body participates in one of 23 varsity sports teams on campus. […]
Plebian: An Aplha-Male Baboon, Matt Jackson and a Camera
(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Matt Jackson, administrator at Jackson District Library and husband of assistant kinesiology professor Julie Cousins, experienced what one […]
From the Archives: Fantasy Facility Finished
I never knew my basement was an archive for old editions of The Plebian until my mom pulled an old edition out of our storage room. Filled […]
Plebian: CourseWebs Extends to Include BritsOnly Dating Site
(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) In a recent effort to further connect the Albion student community, administration has created an extension of CourseWebs: […]
Plebian: 2020 April Horoscopes
(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) April showers bring May flowers, and it’s time to see what the stars have in store for us […]
Plebian: Rock on the Run
(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) On Sunday, a local community member reported that Albion’s beloved Rock is missing and on the loose. “It […]
A Note from the Editor: Proceeding with The Plebian
About two weeks ago, I published an article about how The Pleiad is going to continue publishing as normal. With normal comes our annual April […]
April Fool’s: Black Squirrels to be Banished From Campus
Albion College announced today that they will be moving forward on a plan to replace the infamous black squirrels seen around campus with gray squirrels. […]
April Fool’s: Fraternity Book Club Nights in Full Swing
Spring fever hit Fraternity Row, but it hasn’t manifested itself into dartying and unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts this year. Instead, each Wednesday night, Albion’s brotherhoods are […]
April Fool’s: Albion Professor Bummed by Lack of Political Turmoil on Campus
Digory Dorset, professor of political science, expressed disappointment in class on Monday on the lack good political scandals on campus since the Email Scandal of […]