Plebian: Frats Kicked to Curb, Sororities to Move in

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Plebian: Frats Kicked to Curb, Sororities to Move in

April 2, 2025 Gabriela Popa 1

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Yes, you read that right. After year-long party problems such as fire alarms being pulled and letters stolen […]

A brown squirrel clings to the side of a purple trash with a purple and white plated shield engraved on the can with its head facing towards the ground. Another brown squirrel’s tail peeks out from behind the right side of the trash can.

Plebeian: Squirrel Spotlight: Chester Webster, A Day in the Life

April 2, 2025 Sophia Valchine 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) The Albion Pleiad strives to represent diverse voices, and now our publication is giving a voice to the […]

Plebian: How to Get Ready When Your Roommate is Asleep, Dead to the World

April 2, 2025 Finn Brady 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Getting ready in the mornings is already hard. Getting up earlier than your roommate is even harder. As […]

A black and white illustration of a crowd standing in front of the photo-realistic Kresge Gymnasium, where an illustrated person wearing a dress holds a mic with one hand and a paper in the other, a speech bubble rising from their mouth that reads “For the Mae: John Britt!” At the front of the crowd, an illustrated person stands, raising their hand and saying “I volunteer as tribute!” while another student reaches out to them, being held back while saying “No! It’s not worth it!”

Plebian: Community Living Announces Housing Hunger Games

April 2, 2025 Heidi Faramelli 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) On Sunday, Community Living announced that this year’s room selection won’t be the same as years past. Due […]

Plebian: Community Living to Sponsor Reality Competition Show, ‘Laundry Wars,’ Hosted by Former Albion College President

April 1, 2024 Bella Bakeman 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) On Sunday, the Pleiad received word from Community Living that, starting next semester, they will be accepting applications […]

Plebian: Albion College Revamps Course Offerings

April 1, 2024 Naima Davenport 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Students on YikYak, a trusted source for student news, have expressed interest in expanding Albion College’s course catalog. […]

Plebian: Albion Betrayed, Malleable Ghost Kitchen Run by Towny Squirrels

April 1, 2024 Katherine Simpkins 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Last month, rumors started circling Albion College’s campus about shared food items between the Albion Malleable and Baldwin […]

Plebian: Albion College Introduces Four New Majors in Historic Move

March 31, 2023 Bonnie Lord 3

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Albion College has historically held the same 59 majors since the 1950s, with some very minimal changes since. […]

Plebian: THIS DON’T MAKE NO SENSE

March 30, 2023 Cade Thomas 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Have you in a position where both ever you and the first way you went out has caused […]

Plebian: Editor of Student Newspaper Says He’s ‘Tired’

March 30, 2023 Liam Rappleye 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Yup. You read the headline. I’m a sleepy guy. Oh, spring semester. I wake up at 8 a.m., […]

Plebian: Batman to Visit Albion College as Guest Lecturer

March 30, 2023 John Reno 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Much to the surprise of Gotham City and Albion residents, Batman has agreed to come to Albion College […]

Plebian: Yik Yak Icons Exposed

March 30, 2023 Bella Bakeman 1

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Things have been very calm on the yak recently. While it could be because the semester is nearing […]