Profile on a Professor — Brian Watkins
Recently, I had the chance to sit down with one of Albion College’s newest professors, Dr. Brian Watkins. Watkins is a visiting professor in the […]
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Satire Blog — Students Unsure if Obama Has “It”
The results are in, and apparently one of the major disappointments of this election was the candidates not quite having “it.” What is “it” exactly? And […]
Pleiad from Paris
Nick – Mentor If any woman is going to get me to eat meat and break my vegetarianism, it’s going to be a French woman […]
Satire Blog – Police Enter College Party Dressed as Campus Safety Officers
Trick-or-Treat ended up being “Trick” on the college campus as the local police department decided to conduct one of the legendary “walk-throughs” routinely done by […]
Satire Blog – “Sophomore Experience” Becomes Slippery Slope for More “Experiences”
In an interesting turn of events, college staff members have found themselves so pleased with the new “Sophomore Year Experience” that they have seen fit […]
Satire Blog – Controversy ensues over college’s new theme not being YOLO
Students all across the campus are expressing their concerns and outrage over the college passing up on what they believe to have been the only […]
Summer 2012 fashion hits the racks
As summer approaches and the temperature rises, it may be time to exchange the bulky sweaters for a new summer wardrobe. The summer 2012 fashion […]
Satire Blog: Student eats at Baldwin, discovers secrets of the universe
Baldwin. You know it, you love it and you most certainly cannot live without it. This fine dining establishment, where students hailing from places near […]
Satire Blog — Baldwin to enact its own “Hunger Games”
The staff of Baldwin, the much-cherished dining hall of the college, has decided to shake things up for the regular student patrons by creating its […]
Satire Blog – Studies prove that “The Rock” is actually a ball of paint
You’ve seen it virtually every day as you walk to and from class. You comment about its new designs with your friends and professors. You […]
Blog — 5 Tips for Mastering Albion College
In my final days on Albion College’s campus, I find myself getting increasingly sentimental about my experiences here. Sure, Albion and I have had our […]
Satire Blog – Inside the Mind of a Fraternity Pledge
7:08am Oh boy! I can’t believe I actually went through with it and signed my bid to a fraternity. Its pledge day at last and […]