Satire Blog – Studies prove that “The Rock” is actually a ball of paint
You’ve seen it virtually every day as you walk to and from class. You comment about its new designs with your friends and professors. You […]
Articles by Chris Mantay
Satire Blog – Inside the Mind of a Fraternity Pledge
7:08am Oh boy! I can’t believe I actually went through with it and signed my bid to a fraternity. Its pledge day at last and […]
Satire Blog — Students Study Too Hard on Weekends; Public Safety Officials Have Their Hands Full
Here at Albion College, the students and staff have long prided themselves on the fact that they are always thinking, devoting every day of the […]
Satire Blog — Students Respond to Princeton Review; Claim College Town to be Great
A recent article in the Princeton Review claims that Albion College is located within one of the 10 least interesting towns, prompting responses from students […]
Satire Blog — Students Continue to Wear Sunglasses at Night; Injuries Run Rampant
Nighttime on Albion College’s campus: a time where students who are finally free of their academic commitments can take the time to venture outside of their […]
Satire Blog — Albion student morale crippled as squirrel sightings decrease
The winter season is upon us and with the winter, comes the inevitable hibernation of one of the planet’s most majestic creatures: the black squirrel. […]
Introductory Blog Post — Welcome to the Inside of my Mind; Pets Allowed
I know what you’re probably thinking: “who is this guy and why is he talking to me about satire?” The answers to these two questions […]