Plebian: Renovations to Come to Campus Following Massive Squirrel-Themed Donation

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Plebian: Renovations to Come to Campus Following Massive Squirrel-Themed Donation

April 1, 2026 Kaleigh Miller 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) At the heart of Albion College are the campus squirrels. Always making an appearance at every Albion event, […]

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Plebian: Submissions for “Calling on Cupid” Are Now Open!

April 1, 2026 Kyla Lawrence 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Today, the Pleiad is excited to announce its latest column: Calling on Cupid. Beginning today, this column will […]

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Plebian: Student Gains Superpowers After Eating Baldwin, Dubbed ‘Baldy Boy’

April 1, 2026 Isabella Treglia 0

(Part of The Plebian: April Fool’s Edition) Have you noticed a certain caped crusader flying over campus? If you did, you may have spotted Ann […]