New health laws force fraternities to clean bathrooms
New health laws on campus demand that all six fraternities must maintain their bathroom’s cleanliness. Safety inspections noted that nearly all restrooms emitted a strong […]
Month: April 2013
Pope Francis hails Macho Taco as ‘divine’
In a surprising move, the new Pope has used his infallibility to declare the apparent divinity of Albion College’s new restaurant, Macho Taco. The Mexican-themed […]
“Game of Thrones” return postpones second coming
Jesus Christ did not, as eagerly anticipated, descend back upon Earth this past Easter Sunday, due to His desire to not miss the season premiere […]
Pistons talk with potential Frank replacement
It would be a mild understatement to say that the Detroit Pistons have struggled lately. The Pistons are currently hobbling to a 24-49 record and […]
Cross Country, the crowd’s favorite
Grab your pompoms and game day posters, paint your face and get ready to cheer your lungs out. In the world of sporting events, it’s […]